Every plant that's arrived has been in perfect condition. The care card was spot on — my golden pothos has been thriving for eight months now without a single yellow leaf.

The Sanctuary tier is genuinely worth it. Got a rare Thai Constellation last month that I couldn't find anywhere online. The botanist chat diagnosed root rot in my monstera in under an hour.

I had a notoriously brown thumb before Bloom. The care reminders in the app and the matched plant selections have completely changed that. My flat looks like a jungle now — the best kind.